Newest Sallenbach

Well, here it is. We are pleased to announce that we now have real proof of the soon-to-be newest addition to our family. What is his/her/it's name going to be? We are going to keep that to Gummy-Bean Sallenbach for now. And we will announce the name upon the birth of this little Gummy-Bean only to the doctor.

Yes, we will be finding out the gender of the baby as soon as we can, however, we will not tell anyone the gender unless they give us money or something else we can use or sell. This goes for even after Gummy-Bean is born. We will dress it in neutral colours and call him/her/it Gummy-Bean around anyone who has not adequately compensated us for our troubles.

For a temporary time only, we will hold the classic Turkish Family Fighter Games round robin involving many very difficult trials, such as the eating competition, the shampooing our carpet competition,the "where does that belong?" competition, and the free taxi for a week competition (just to name a few). The over all winner of said competition does not have to pay us to find out the sex of the baby.
*Turkish Family Fighter Games entry rates may apply*

So, in conclusions to this here update, we would like to thank all entries to the games and to those who have the generosity to give us all their material possessions and/or money in advance. Also, if people are unable to compensate us in such ways, then we would like to say that we would be happy if you could just celebrate our new family addition with us whenever you get the chance, or just celebrate on your own, and let us know how the party was.