When I picked up my sidekick from her work, I presented her with a gift of orange flowers. She then accepted my invitation to accompany me to our lair where we would prepare for the mini caper we were to embark upon. We grabbed our supply's: picnic backpack, food, water, sense of adventure, and our daring personalities. Then it was off to the infamous Cultus Mountains.
We tried to travel as far as we could by car, so as to minimize how much time we have to spend on foot, leaving ourselves open for attack from the zombies that lurk in the shadows of the forrest. We then had to trek for 45 minutes along an eerie path, lit by only the blistering sun. We had nowhere to run to if we were attacked. The steep incline of the calm forrest of doom to our right, and the peaceful lake of hate to our left. We were sitting ducks.
Well we were walking ducks.
Well not really, we were still people.
ADVENTURE PEOPLE!!!!!!
Eventually we arrived at our destination and had a lovely picnic right beside the lake. Some dragon boaters rowed past us while we ate our chicken, pickles and macaroni salad. It was delightful. Then we walked back to the car and decided we would have to do this again sometime. So keep your ears open for the next story. Or, keep your eyelids peeled to read the next story. Well don't actually peel them, that's not necessary. Just keep reading our blog to see if we do it again and actually get attacked by zombies.
Does anyone actually read this stuff?


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