Last Friday we had the opportunity to participate in this black-and-white, retro photo shoot (they said that I had to be there for sure for some reason...), and saw our baby yet again.
As I arranged myself on the table the ultrasound technician asked me if I had the urge to urinate. I replied,"yes." She showed me our baby stomping on my bladder as if he was jumping on a trampoline. So cute...
We also learned, and are thrilled to share, that our baby has developed laser vision, and will be able to cut through things like safe doors, car doors, jail cells and more.
In addition to laser vision the doctors have remarked that the bone structure of our baby is superior to that of other babies. What does this mean? Our baby will be cuter and more resilient than any other baby you have ever met.
This ultrasound has played a vital role in the final decision for a name, if it so happens that we have a boy on the way. We have decided on Superman. Not Clarke Kent- he will not hide behind a name. Superman will be his first, middle, and last name.
I would bet nobody on the face of this planet is as intellectually advanced as us.
Brandon might be upset that your son will be a trampolinist and not a skate boarder, but he will take credit for the superior intellect and super human strength. You will appreciate those talents until the kid is about 2 and he figures out how to push all your buttons.
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